Nixta Rolls

phronk:

Inappropriate Golden Books (via @HelenWayte)

Mind you, I still hate this f*#king cold I’ve got right now.

phronk:

I think of shit like this whenever I even begin to feel sorry for myself.

wings1295:

thedailywhat:

Infographic of the Day: Suddenly, Monday isn’t looking all that bad.

[deviantart.]

Jesus f*cking hole-in-the-ground, mama!

BigPicture indulges itself in understatement with its headline, but I forgive it: A rough week for Guatemala - The Big Picture - Boston.com

Heh. Snoutlet.

phronk:

cpdy:

periodicalblah:

snoutlet (by Laser Bread)

Really? And it has nothing to do with the crazy-assed number of recent massive earthquakes? You don’t think the earth is just having a nice stretch after a long rest?

BBC News - Thousands flee volcanos in Ecuador and Guatemala

The image accompanying this post caught my eye moments before I shut the browser. Then I looked again and it just got better and better.

1. Obvious apostrophe error, unless something weird is going on.
2. Sex is being sold?
3. Toys are being sold? Why pick on toys?

These people are mean.

BBC News - Porn ban on net and mobiles mulled by South Africa

So it’s all because Iran doesn’t feel it’s needs are being met! Now I understand!

BBC News

Grandmama

Frank Lloyd Wright, who was terrifically full of shit (via austinkleon) (via soverynow)

No wonder my father never quite minded enough that our roof always leaked. Incidentally, FLW was full of lots of things, including fantastic buildings, even if he robbed a few ideas/husbands/etc..

I still think I haven’t seen a good way to sell a car yet, but this is a big motherfathering improvement.

SWAGGER WAGON Official Toyota Music Video HD (via theultimatemultitv3)

Um. YEAH!

ThanksB2 Ruprict.

The Brak Show - Highway 40 Revisited (via Oddiccus)

Great video, only what did the TV do to deserve that?

(Also, Mousetrap always worked for me)

phronk:

MOUSETRAP NEVER WORKS (OK Go “This Too Shall Pass” Parody)

Shanghai’s Expo nearly ready - The Big Picture - Boston.com

OK, so Spain is really really creepy, UK is pretty cool, Serbia looks like Graphic Design Puke, USA looks like an architect with a penchant for lobotomies and wine foil cutters won the project, the Danes seem to have gone for Gloryhole glory, and… oh, it’s just too much awesome weirdness. But really, Spain, a big friggin’ scary robo-baby scaling the uncanny valley?

And why does the Terracotta Army look like convicted bank robbers are about to be used to train police dogs?

‘Gay Dog’ Refused Entry To Australian Restaurant (via phronk)

They’ve got to pay compensation and write the owner a letter. What good is that? The man’s blind.

I’m posting this because this was the first CD player we had, except it had a Philips badge. I think we still have it in our house in Slovenia.

phronk:

markwilson12:

9773:

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