Nixta Rolls |
Rolling is so much less dangerous than tumbling |
Oh come now, really? Straight to DVD? How could this go straight to DVD?
And how come no-one has heard of it?
Kate Beckinsale falls in love with Matthew McConaughey, and then he drops the bomb: he’s from a family of dwarves. She’s pregnant with his child, which because of his genes is probably going to be a dwarf child, and she’s worried it’s going to hack its way out of her uterus with a flute and mini pickaxe, because that’s what dwarves do. But more importantly, Gary Oldman plays McConnaughey’s dwarf brother.
Remember, kids, this is real.
(via Phronk)
