Nixta Rolls

DMC was out and about today and happened to meet a dog owning neighbour who lives here in Stuyvesant Town, the 11,000 apartment large complex by the East Village built for returning WWII veterans.

They got talking and it turns out that the complex’s new owners are royal pains in the arse about dogs (incidentally, pets have only recently been legally allowed in the complex, and there’s a $200 registration fee).

Additionally, in the name of security (but really to make sure the illegal subletting tenants are rooted out) they’ve installed a card-entry system and security cameras throughout the complex.

But now according to our neighbour they apparently want to paw-print dogs. As Dani said, presumably to be able to catch them in the event of a dog-based break-in. As if chipping them and tagging them wasn’t enough.

ROTFPD (Rolling On The Floor Playing Dead).