Nixta Rolls (People are too depressed to be sexually active....)

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"People are too depressed to be sexually active. This is very unhealthy as a nation. Americans can do without cars and such but they cannot do without sex. With all this economic misery and people losing all that money, sex is the farthest thing from their mind. It’s time for congress to rejuvenate the sexual appetite of America. The only way they can do this is by supporting the adult industry and doing it quickly."

Larry Flynt (Hustler) and Joe Francis (Girls Gone Wild, though I prefer the Arrested Development parody “Girls with low self-esteem”): professional blaggers, manipulators, liars and cheeseballs.

I don’t really have a problem with porn, other than I have a porn problem, but this is pathetic. It’s not even self-consistent.

If people are too depressed because they’ve been “losing all that money” then the solution is to give them (the people, not Larry Flynt, geddit?) more money. I don’t mean to be harsh about this country, which I love dearly, but it is the American Condition that one treats the symptoms and not the cause.

Fuck you, adult industry. You’d rape me if it made you more money. Fend for yourselves, you assholes.

That’s Numberwang.

(CNN via TSF via Kathleen)

Update: OK, so I missed the sarcasm there. I should have known better. I fell into the trap of trusting my news sources when it wasn’t April 1st, and for that I take full blame. Grrrr. Still, I take back nothing I said.