Nixta Rolls

Lindsay referenced a bed for 6-year-old girls sold by the name of Lolita Midsleeper Combi (whatever that means) at Woolworth’s in the UK.  The article made reference to something I missed last year: A pole-dancing kit for kids, complete with fake money and a sexy garter belt, sold by Tesco in the UK. Coincidentally (thanks to gizmodo), just the other day I saw a USB pole-dancer from Marks & Spencer, supposedly a family-friendly store, also in the UK.

Here are some more idiots then:

• Woolworth’s executive: 7/10 for gross ignorance, but who’s work for Woolworth’s these days? They’re probably too young to know who Sting is anyway.
• Tesco executive: 10/10 plus a couple of bonus points for being paedos in public.
• Marks & Spencer: 4/10 idiot points for thinking a USB poledancer was a good idea. Not even Thinkgeek.com would sell that.

1. Father: Taser your 18 month old infant to help him “be the toughest cagefighter ever”.  11/10 idiocy points, and a quick swim in the Hudson with the Concrete Speedos.
2. NYC Child Services: Imprison, undress, and mentally abuse visiting tourist children because…  Um… Are you possibly complete and utter cunts?  10/10.

NYC Bike Messengers Are On Crack

This video was dug up by Dani MC the other day in her quest to master all there is to know about cycling in New York. These people are utter lunatics. It reminds me somewhat of the Claude LeLouche video that raced around a Paris just rubbing its eyes awake back in 1976 (brilliantly turned into a google mashup that I think Aaron, TSF and The Doc have all written up before). Claude LeLouche’s video has been confirmed to be a fake of sorts, but it doesn’t matter.

These bike messengers are no fakes. But they are certifiable. 

[By the way, if you need an example of how to murder substance and kick some overpowering style over the top to cover up the act, watch this Nissan “homage”]

Fattest of many diverse hippies on the Musical Box terrace.